Romania trip report — Part 5 (Mocănița)

On Thursday 29th July I talked to my parents on FaceTime. They were watching the Olympics. They told me that Romania had just won a gold in rowing. I couldn’t have cared less about the Olympics; it all seemed an irrelevance. I set off from Vatra Dornei at about 3:30 pm. I was sorry to say goodbye to the place. I would miss the hourly town hall bells that were audible from anywhere in town, and even the nearby hills. As I waited for my train, I thought how relaxing train stations can be, as long as they’re not something huge like King’s Cross. I was reminded of Aulla Lunigiana, an underused station that I wound up in when I was in Italy in 2010, on my way from Lucca to Parma. Romanian stations are much the same – quiet and peaceful places.

To get to Vișeu de Jos, I needed to take two trains. First I took the main-line train, then at Salva I changed to the regional train. There’s something wonderful about regional trains in Romania. The carriages have compartments which each seat six. Compartments were phased out on British trains in the seventies, so not for the first time on my trip I was transported back to a time before I was born. Most of the time I didn’t sit in a compartment; I just stood in the corridor and stared out the window. The countryside, baked in the early evening sun, was breathtaking. We clattered along, climbing a hill, and I doubt we ever broke 50 km/h. I was alarmed when I saw that an engine and a freight carriage had careened over an embankment, years ago by the looks of things, and had never been cleared. A little further along we passed an enormous timber processing plant. Romania still has virgin forests, one of the few places on the planet to do so, and they’re vanishing as I type this. Half the logging that takes place in Romania is illegal. It’s an environmental disaster, and it’s happening just so people can buy their shitty Ikea cabinets. Toward the end of the trip, we went through a 2.4 km-long tunnel, the third-longest in the country.

My train pulled in at Vișeu de Jos (“bottom”) and I hung around awhile at the blissfully quiet station before getting a taxi to Vișeu de Sus (“top”). (There’s also a Vișeu de Mijloc – “middle”). Now that I was in Maramureș, there was a strong whiff of Romanian tradition. The female taxi driver dropped me off outside the alleyway that led to the guest house. The owner wasn’t there – she was in Italy – so a neighbour let me in. I couldn’t pay by card, and this neighbour had no change. I eventually dug out the right change, but this kind of awkwardness is pretty common in Romania. I find the whole business of accommodation pretty stressful at times.

I slept well, and in the morning it was time for my trip on the Mocăniță, which was clearly a big attraction. I boarded the first of six trains; we set off at nine. I sat in an open carriage at the back of the train. (As Dad later explained, the carriages at the front were closed so that passengers didn’t get soot, or smut, in their faces.) We were off, and suddenly we had all the sounds and smells that you’d expect from all old steam train. The long peep of the whistle got people in the mood. With the forest on one side and a river on the other, it was all very picturesque. It took two hours to reach our destination at Paltin, 20 km down the line, although the track goes much further, almost to the border with Ukraine. At Paltin I had an early barbecue lunch, which (of course) included mici. A group of Romanian traditional dancers and musicians greeted us. The railway was built for logging in the 1930s. It has a narrow gauge, only two foot six. After an hour at Paltin, we were on our way back. There was some confusion as they’d rejigged the back carriages for some reason, and one old man was very angry about this and caused a scene.

I got back at about 2pm and promptly fell asleep. When I woke up I had the job of sorting out my return journey the next day, which was Saturday. Trains were out of the question. What buses even ran at the weekend? I found timetables, both online and attached to a wall, but could I trust them? I had no luck calling the various phone numbers. I figured I’d chance my arm on the local bus that went to Sighet early the next morning, and then hopefully hop on the bus from there to Timișoara. I cursed my lack of planning, but really it wouldn’t have mattered if I’d got back a day later, or heck, five days later. On Friday evening I wandered around the town, and explored one of the wooden churches with a kind of thatched spire which is typical of Maramureș, then got a soup for dinner.

On Saturday morning the local bus did indeed show up. It was run by a company called Dracard. Perhaps the drivers’ names were Hannah, Otto, Bob and Ada. That bus took me on a 90-minute journey through rural Maramureș to Sighet, next to the Ukrainian border, where I’d last been four years earlier. I was more confident about my next bus, which would take nearly eight hours to reach Timișoara, but because I hadn’t booked it was touch-and-go as to whether I’d be let on. Luckily there was a space for me. We skirted another border, the one with Hungary, on the way home. It was a stinking hot day. We stopped for a coffee break at a café; there was a fresh produce market across the road, where I bought some bits and pieces. I could hear all the ös and üs and sz‘s and zs‘s of the Hungarian language. Then at about seven, after eating some sandwiches on the banks of a sun-drenched Bega, I was home.

I’m not a therapist

I’ve just had my 225th two-hour lesson – or should I say therapy session – with a woman who is becoming a giant pain in the arse. I would love her to go away. I have lessons with her son too, and those are highly productive, in complete contrast to anything I have with her. It amazes me how bright and well adjusted he is, considering both his parents are messed up in their own different ways.

Last Thursday I had a lesson with a guy in Brașov; these lessons are always productive and a pleasure. We spent the second half of the session on phrases to use at restaurants. One of these was “the hamburgers are off”, meaning “we’re out of hamburgers”. (Confusingly, we also use “off” to say that food has gone bad.) He said that if he was told that the hamburgers were off, he’d tell them to damn well turn them on then.

Having a bike again is a massive help. It speeds up my life, gives me more options. On Sunday I made a trip to Sânmihaiu Român, for the first time in ages, and got back just before the downpour. The rain totally wiped out the weekend’s tennis.

Poker. Well it hasn’t been that easy to play of late (see next paragraph) but I’ve had a good, or should I say lucky, August. My bankroll is $930, up $226 on the start of the month.

My laptop has been repeatedly crashing. Endless blue screens. CRITICAL_PROCESS_DIED. Doesn’t sound good, does it? DRIVER_POWER_STATE_FAILURE hardly gave me warm fuzzy feelings either. DRIVER_IRQL_NOT_LESS_OR_EQUAL. Not less or equal?! Why not just say it’s more, for crying out loud? But more than what? Why be cryptic and meaningless at the same time? At UNEXPECTED_STORE_EXCEPTION, the fourth blue screen error, I noticed my hard drive was pretty chocka so I dumped a load of my photos onto flash drives, thinking that might help, but it didn’t. Yesterday morning I took my laptop into the repair shop, and they told me I’d need to reinstall Windows 10. It crashed again the moment I switched it on when I came home; it gave me that crap about not less or equal. At that point I gingerly reinstalled Windows 10, and since then, touch wood, it hasn’t crashed. I rely on my laptop for everything. Without it I can’t do my job, it’s that simple.

Last night I talked to one of my students (mid-forties) about this general malaise that seems to have set in around the world, or the western world at least. From a collective standpoint, what’s there to look forward to anymore? What’s the new, big, positive change on the horizon? In the early nineties the Soviet Union broke up, Europe opened its borders, and the internet age began. Greater peace and prosperity, we all hoped. What have we got now? He said he was excited about the prospect of computers becoming more intelligent than humans and starting to dominate us. That doesn’t excite me, that’s for sure.

I was going to write the last part of my trip report, but I’ll tackle that in a separate post.

Romania trip report — Part 4 (Vatra Dornei)

It’s a wet old day here. Last night I tried the $11 WCOOP single draw tournament and it was a damp squib, much like it is outside my window. Bad table draw, bad hands, and whenever I got a good one-card draw it pretty much always turned sour. The table draw was the worst of all, though. At 10:45 pm I was still hanging on by my fingernails when I entered the pot-limit badugi, and that went much better. Within minutes of that starting I was bundled out of the WCOOP, and I wished I could have met my fate slightly earlier, in which case I wouldn’t have started another tournament and I could have gone to bed instead. It ended up being another late one – a third-place finish in the badugi, and although I did a terrible job of snagging bounties I finished the night up $19. My bankroll is $919.

I had four lessons yesterday. I was hopeless at the end of my two-hour session with the woman who sees our “lessons” as a form of therapy. She wants to speak Romanian with me when our allotted time is over, but yesterday I found her particularly exhausting, and I made errors in my Romanian one after the other.

Back, finally, to my journey through northern Romania. The next leg of my trip was best. I arrived in Vatra Dornei, by train of course, at around 4pm on Monday 26th July. I had a good chat with the owner of the guest house. She told me I needed to try balmoș, the local dish. (I could never remember the name. Bormaș, bolmaș, every combination except the right one.) I tried balmoș that evening; it’s basically the same as mămăligă, which is made from polenta. Just like at my previous stop, Vatra Dornei sits at confluence of two rivers, this time the Dorna and the Bistrița, and it’s also at the foot of some ski fields. It was a bustling town, without being at all touristy, at least not in the summer. (In winter it gets plenty of skiers.) Young people were taking the flying fox across the river, and the park was popular too.

The next morning – it was my brother’s big birthday – I was up quite early and I went out for some breakfast, which I bought from a patisserie. I got confused with all the keys and locked gates in the front yard of the guest house, and eventually thought, sod it, and clambered over the three-foot fence. When I got back I went to the kitchen and met a family (husband, wife, daughter) who had watched me from their room. The father was very in-your-face, and totally bald, and I found this sudden expectation to interact socially very stressful. He invited me for a barbecue that evening. Very kind of him, but a scary prospect. Later that morning I took a slightly rickety chairlift up the mountain. It was fun to do that. At the top I had a great panoramic view of the town and the hills. I found some wimberry bushes, just like the ones in the Welsh hills from when I was a kid, and set about gathering some berries. They’re tiny, so it was a painstaking process by hand, but they are delicious with ice cream or in a pie, if you can get enough of them. (Some people were properly prepared, and were armed with implements like rakes or combs.) On the way back down the cable stopped moving, leaving me suspended for a tantalising minute or so, at possibly the highest point from land of the whole trip (12 metres or so). There were 120 chairs and 40 pylons. It was a balmy evening but the barbecue didn’t happen and instead I just out in the garden and finished All the Light I Cannot See, before popping into town for a pizza.

The following day I went back to that same patisserie for breakfast. This was a delight: you could see all the beautiful pastries being rolled and glazed and baked. Then I went to the station and booked my train to Vișeu de Jos for the next day, before doing a spot of hiking. There are numerous tracks, clearly marked with varying symbols and primary colours, and I followed the track marked with the red cross. This took me past a graveyard and many small farms that were being busily tended, and up a hillside. When I felt I’d got far enough, I had lunch and started my Stephen King book, Mr Mercedes. (English-language books were three-for-two at Cărturești, and this was the third book I quickly chose.) I then set about picking another load of wimberries. It wasn’t any faster this time around. I climbed back down, and while I was in town I was caught in a storm. Dust from the road works blew into everyone’s faces. When I got back to my accommodation, I met the bald bloke who decided it was time for a barbecue, in spite of the weather. I gladly accepted his invitation, and we had the usual mici and pork chops. The fairly elderly woman next door joined in the conversation from over the fence – Romania is going to hell in a handcart, and what on earth possessed you to live in this terrible country? – and also provided barbecue advice which I’m sure the bald bloke could have done without. They were a nice family, I thoroughly appreciated the offer of food (all I did was buy drinks), and I misjudged him at first.

The next day I’d be off to Vișeu de Jos, and eventually de Sus, for the last leg of my trip and the steam trains.

The Covid numbers are whopping up here now; I’ll provide updates again soon.

One of the kilometre posts on the railway
This message is sadly falling on deaf ears.
There were delightful homemade signs everywhere
Even the road signs have a homemade feel about them
This sign has the new spelling of the name but with backwards U’s; the previous sign had the Ceaușescu-era one.
These coffee machines were ubiquitous on my trip. Very handy, as long as you avoid the Nescafé ones.
Did a Kiwi do the translation? “As easy as”!

Blunders and bikes

After my lessons on Saturday I met up with Mark, the teacher from the UK. He’s just starting as a music and ICT teacher at British School where his wife will be teaching English. He said that they’ve so far been wined and dined and given the red-carpet treatment. They’ll certainly be wanting something in return. I’m sure I would crumble under the weight of all that expectation, not least from the parents who are paying top dollar (or euro, or leu) to send their kids there. Mark and his wife are in a different financial league from me. On Saturday we drank in the beautiful Piața Unirii at places I wouldn’t dream of going to normally. He seemed impressed with my command of the local language as I ordered drinks. He’s also clearly impressed with Timișoara, and Romania in general, although he wasn’t a fan of Bucharest. He said (and I agree) that most Brits’ preconceived ideas of Romania are founded on nothing but ignorance.

On Saturday evening I played tennis for 90 minutes. Another geriatric player has joined the fray. This bloke, I later found out, once played for the Romanian national rugby team before emigrating to the US. He’s now 79 and back living in Romania. When he heard that I was British, he introduced himself to me as Simon and we had a bit of a chat in English. Now he plays senior tennis competitions. Yesterday he told me about a match he’d played that morning, which he lost in a third-set tie-break – a real third set, none of that ten-point shoot-out crap. I could tell he just felt good about being out their competing, win or lose.

When I got home from tennis I fired up some poker tournaments. At a very late hour I made a horrific blunder in a pot-limit badugi tournament. I was chip leader with 13 players remaining, but inexplicably got all my chips in the middle against the second-biggest stack with a marginal hand, and that left me nearly chipless. I was extremely lucky to finish sixth after that, but that was still a far cry from where I could and probably should have ended up. I made $24 from that tournament, taking my bankroll to an even $900, but I was still reeling from that awful decision, which was all the more frustrating given how well I felt I played in the rest of the tournament.

I dragged myself out of bed yesterday morning and staggered off to the market at Mehala to look at bikes. And guess what, I bought one. It’s a seven-speed racing bike, from the nineties I think, and it’s in very good nick. It’s bigger than my other one which was a tad too small, and it isn’t fitted with tyres that give me an allergic reaction. The make is Union; I still can’t tell if that’s German or Dutch. It cost me 400 lei (£70, NZ$140) and I’m happy so far with my purchase. It should make a big difference to my life. I just need to make sure it has a damn good lock.

Today I’ve struggled to stay awake in the hot weather – the temperature is now forecast to drop. Tomorrow I’ve got four lessons. After they finish at 9:30 I’ll play one of the $11 WCOOP (World Championship of Online Poker) tournaments, so it could be another late one. No lessons on Wednesday morning, thankfully, or I wouldn’t be playing it at all.

The Covid numbers in Romania are climbing again. This Delta variant is an altogether different beast, as even New Zealand is finding out.

Competition — an escape from all the bad news

Sunday and Monday were hellishly hot, to the point where I struggled to sleep at night even with the fan going full blast, but later in the week the temperature fell and the air took on that late-summer feel. I played singles tennis on Sunday against the super-fit guy nearly two decades my senior. We started at 7pm but the temperature was over 30. At 3-1 down in the first set, I decided to slow the game down in the hope of drawing errors from his racket. (I was the one employing old-man tactics.) I won some close games to lead 5-4, only to then play a shocking return game. I eked out games 11 and 12 for the set, but it didn’t feel like a win. I was taking giant gulps of water while he was as fresh as a daisy. In the second set I found myself in a much deeper hole at 5-2 down, but my opponent then started to tire ever so slightly. I fended off two set points in the tenth game to level at 5-5, then in the last two games I was able to tee up on my two-handed backhand, which naturally targeted his slightly weaker backhand wing, and I ran out a rather fortunate 7-5 7-5 winner. A remarkable stat from the match: he double-faulted only once, while I didn’t do so at all. (He did swat some of my weak second serves away for winners though.)

In my only other competitive pursuit, I snapped a run of three winless months in poker tournaments to win two on a single day. I made $93 on Tuesday to take my bankroll to $877. My wins were in no-limit single draw and pot-limit badugi, and both times as we got heads-up I was what you might call in the zone. For such small-stakes tournaments I don’t think I’ve ever been so intensely focused. (I’m fully aware that it was luck rather than focus or skill that played the biggest part in my victories.) I’m still trying to get better at Omaha hi-lo, which is a fiendishly complex game.

The book. The finish line is coming into view; yesterday I hit the V section. (Nobody in Romania can say vegetable or vehicle.) The book might never see the light of day, but having already come this far… Putting aside a set number of hours each week has really helped.

Afghanistan. My brother has been following it much more closely than me. After all, he’s been there twice. Some of the scenes have been upsetting almost beyond belief. I recently started A Thousand Splendid Suns, by the same author who wrote the brillant Kite Runner. But this story is so harrowing that I wonder if I should even continue.

New Zealand is now under lockdown. The cluster of Delta cases has now spread to Wellington. What a bugger. I’m just glad they’ve gone fast and hard, and hopefully they can avoid the current Australian situation. Here in Romania, cases have risen tenfold in six weeks or so, and with our embarrassingly low vaccination rate, the near future is bleak. I can hear those ambulances in my head now. Soon I expect I’ll hear them for real every other minute.

I was going to write the next chapter about my trip, but I’ve gone on long enough already. That’ll have to be next time.

Romania trip report — Part 3 (Gura Humorului)

Last weekend at tennis, there were seven of us and it was my turn to sit out, along with the two old geezers. Domnul Ionescu, the old one (as opposed to Domnul Sfâra, the really old one) is always complaining about modern-day Romania and how it has gone to the dogs. This time he was talking about Romania’s vaccination rate. “We’re last in Europe in everything. Why do we even have to be last in this? Vaccination rates are a measure of a country’s civilisation, or in our case, lack of it.” Domnul Sfâra agreed, and so did I, of course. The English couple who came to visit me in Romania four years ago have now had their jabs. The husband was very reluctant to do so, and in the end he succumbed to social pressure. Telling, I thought, because how and why people get vaccinated hardly matters. If it’s only social pressure that does it, who cares? The fact is that in the UK that pressure exists. If he’d been in Alabama there’s no way he’d have got the jab, and in large swathes of Romania the social pressure, if anything, goes the other way.

Today I might be playing singles. It’s another scorcher here.

More on my trip. On Saturday the 24th – a sunny day – I left Iași, taking the train to Gura Humorului, passing through Suceava where I was able to have a quick look around the station. The journey took 2¾ hours. I met a nice lady on the train who pointed out my stop for me, because it wasn’t all that obvious. My guest house was on a main road about a mile from the station, and when arrived around 3pm, nobody was there. I just had enough battery on my phone to call the owner who said she’d come over. All the time on this trip I was battling a rapidly depleting battery. The owner, whose name was Simona, took down all my details and complimented me on my Romanian. From that perspective it was a good trip for me. I didn’t do much else that day except read my book – All the Light We Cannot See – and grab a basic dinner in town. Gura means mouth; the town isn’t exactly at the mouth of any river (there’s no sea!) but it’s at the confluence of two rivers, the Humor and the Moldova.

Back in the guest house, I felt a mini-earthquake every time a truck went past. I slept well though, and early the next morning I visited the museum of local customs, where I was given a one-on-one tour. He said he could speak some English but I asked him to explain everything in Romanian. The traditions of the region – farming, cooking, religious festivals with all their superstitions – are still alive in large part today. They used – and still use – oxen to plough the fields, while most of the country uses horses. It’s all a century away from the likes of Fonterra. After the museum I trekked 6 or 7 km up to the monastery at Voroneț, which was built in the late 15th century in under four months. I couldn’t take any pictures inside without stumping up extra cash, but you can see the very colourful exterior painting. I wandered back to the town where I booked my train ticket for the next day and then slumped on a bench. Just like in Timișoara, men crowd around tables to play and watch various games, and there seemed to be a form of extreme backgammon in full swing. My dinner that evening was very chicken-heavy.

The following morning I had time to visit yet another monastery, simply called Humorului Monastery. This was a more interesting experience than Voroneț, because of the tower you could climb with claustrophobically narrow steps, and the view from the top which was breathtaking. I took a taxi to the monastery and while walking back (that’s where I took the picture of the cranes perched atop a lamp-post) a minivan pulled over, and the rather grumpy driver gave me a lift back for 3 lei.

Romania trip report — Part 2 (Iași)

It’s been another week of soporific temperatures here in Timișoara. Yesterday I had sinus pain, and with that and the heat, I didn’t want to do a whole lot.

I tried to call my parents from the park this morning after my 9-till-11 session, but I didn’t get a reply. On Tuesday Mum told me about her exploits on the indoor bowling green (should that be mat? lane? track?) – she’d won an interclub doubles tournament. The indoor bowls “scene” is dying (literally – the average age is now above mum’s 72) and may not survive beyond the next few years. I’ve been reading about New Zealand’s border-opening strategy for 2022. By that stage the UK might be on the green list while Romania could be blood-red.

I’ve had some decent poker results – a second and a sixth from the four mini-buy-in tournaments I played on Wednesday – and my bankroll is now at $780.

So, more on my trip. After my eat-your-heart-out breakfast, I explored Iași (pronounced yash). Iași is a mish-mash. There seemed to be an even greater contrast between the beautiful and the ugly than where I live. The centre wasn’t a patch on Timișoara’s squares and surrounding parks. Bulevardul Ștefan cel Mare – Iași’s Champs-Élysées – was very smart, but partly spoilt by a near-200-metre-long apartment block that was almost unbelievably ugly, even for me, and I’m certainly used to eyesores now.

It was a grey old day. My first stop was the Trei Ierarhi, a beautiful 17th-century monastery. I questioned the wisdom of those kissing the icons. Then I visited the Orthodox cathedral, for me just a building, but for the vast hordes queuing to sign some kind of visitor’s book, it was something rather more. What I enjoyed most that day was the Palace of Culture, an impressive building at the end of the Bulevard, which contained four museums. I first went to the art museum (I got in without paying, because I didn’t know you had do and nobody checked my ticket) – there were some Romanian paintings I really liked, mostly of rural scenes, some I couldn’t stand, and not much in between. Then I visited the museum of technology, paying this time, and that was the most fascinating part of my day. Old gramophones, street organs, valve radios, primitive stereo systems, typewriters, machines that added and multiplied numbers, and even mobile phones from the eighties. One of the staff even got a cupboard-like machine to work. She cranked a handle, setting off hammers and clappers and cymbals on the inside (which were visible), as it played a noisy classical tune. Near the Palace of Culture was Casa Dosoftei, an 18th-century religious building which has since been converted into a museum of early Romanian literature. The woman could see me trying to decipher the old Cyrillic letterforms and she told me that it was all in Church Slavonic and I had no chance. Some of the old books were decipherable however, and they were things of beauty.

That evening I explored the train station, which is an interesting structure in itself, and made a big mistake as I sheltered from the pouring rain to have a shaorma and a beer in the pouring rain; there were beggars everywhere, and the weather meant I couldn’t easily escape them.

The next day, which saw a massive improvement in the weather, I walked to Copou where the old university is situated. It’s certainly the posh end of Iași. The main university building was quite spectacular. Inside was a cavernous hall, called the “hall of the lost steps” if memory serves. I was intrigued by this, and expected all kinds of cool Escher-style optical illusions, but was disappointed. In the Copou area there were multiple parks, much better kitted out than anything we have here, with assorted eateries and drinkeries. There was even a botanic park, a skate park and fun stuff for the smaller kids. I wandered around the local football team’s stadium – visitors are free to roam, and the running track surrounding the pitch was popular. I was wishing Romania had an equivalent to baseball in America – a sport that adds a pleasant drumbeat to summer over there, or at least did until very recently (more commercialism, fewer balls in play, and then of course Covid). Speaking of Covid, people gave markedly fewer shits about the virus than they do in the west of Romania. Masks were something to dangle from your wrist as an accessory, and vaccination rates were clearly through the floor. Big banners adorned town halls and leisure centres: Roll up for your PFIZER jab! The best one! No blood clots! No appointment necessary!

On my third and last day in the city, I took a bus to the end of the line and walked up a hill called Bucium. I walked for more than 5km, coming to a village called Păun (which means “peacock”). Suddenly everything felt very bucolic. I went further and sat down on the edge of a wood for a bite to eat. I then trekked back to the start of the bus line. The bus back to the city was slow. I found a marketplace near the train tracks and had a beer in an outside bar to the sound of Scorpions, which one of the patrons was playing on his phone.

The next morning, after my fourth big breakfast, I was off to Gura Humorului.

This is only part of that monstrous building
A delta is used stylistically as a Latin letter D on these signs
Romanian written in Cyrillic. The topless 8 is equivalent to a Romanian u.
For the living and the “gone to sleep”
The Metropolitan Cathedral
The Trei Ierarhi Monastery
Made in Timișoara
No ghosts, no weird illusions
The stadium of Politehnica Iași
This is right in the city centre at a busy intersection
The railway station

Romania trip report — Part 1 (15 hours on the train)

Yesterday – another scorcher – I met up with the English couple from the doctor’s surgery. We had some drinks in the centre of town, in the square and down by the river. They already seem to be fans of Timișoara – much more so than Bucharest where they spent a year. She’ll be working full-time at the €8000-a-year British School which opened in 2019. Soon after that I played tennis. The 86-year-old bloke, who by now shuffles on and off the court, never ceases to amaze me.

My trip. I made an early start on Tuesday 20th July, the day after Britain declared freedom from Covid restrictions. I had a very long train journey in store. Romanian trains are notorious for their delays, so who knew how long. When I left home, the binmen – and women – were out in force. It started to spit with rain, and the rain intensified as we left the station at 6:50. Everyone, as far as I could see, was complying the the mask requirement. We had allocated seats, which considering the train was barely half-full, were more of a pain than anything. Look, the row behind is empty. I know your ticket says seat 64, but you don’t have to sit next to me. Maybe that’s my Britishness coming out, but mainly I had a heavy bag and I didn’t want to be cramped. You’ve got to be fully equipped on these long trips, as if you’re hiking, because they don’t provide anything. It’s madness really. You’re just about gagging for a beer after a while.

The CFR, the state-run railway, had clearly been the pride of Romania in communist times and before, but investment since then has been minimal. I saw rusting hulks of carriages, some carrying passengers, and I could make out dates on the engines, mostly from the early seventies. Many of the stations were decaying. The journey was roughly 800 km, about the distance from Wellington to Whangarei. I tried to figure out the train’s top speed. Most railways have mile or kilometre posts, and this line was no exception. When we were racing along, comparatively speaking, I timed how long it took to get from one white post to the next. Thirty-eight seconds; we were doing 95 km/h. (A few days later, on an even slower train, a younger guy wanted to know how fast we were going, and he just brought up an app on his phone. Bob’s your uncle.)

Despite the wet weather, I got to see a large cross-section of Romania on that train. The communist blocks. The abandonment, seemingly everywhere. Oradea, the thriving city I visited when I arrived in the country. The beautiful Vadu Crișului, not far from Oradea, in the middle of a forest and with a stunning waterfall. I had the trip mapped out, with a list of stations, before I went, so I could track our progress. I could see the car number plates change as we passed from one județ (county) to the next. Occasionally I needed to relieve myself. A numărul unu is doable on these trains, just. A numărul doi really isn’t. At about 8pm we stopped in Suceava and they briefly cut the engine. For a couple of minutes it was blissfully quiet. To my surprise, I reached Iași, my destination and the 40th stop on the line, bang on time, shortly before ten.

My guest house wasn’t far from the station. After checking in and having a relaxing bath for the first time in five years, hopping into bed felt so good. It had been a long day. When I got up, it was time for breakfast. This took place at a hotel just around the corner, which had a couple more stars than the place I was staying at. Breakfast was, if I’m honest, one of the highlights of Iași for me. They had the whole shebang. Bacon, eggs, sausages, beans, cold cuts, fried vegetables, yoghurt, pastries, even slices of cake. That did me for almost the whole day.

Done my dash of trains and buses

Just a very quick note to say that I got back to Timișoara on Saturday evening after a long stint on the bus. More about my travels next time, when hopefully I’ll have some pictures to show you. Sunday was a real scorcher here – one of the great things about my trip was escaping the searing heat.

I played a marathon poker session on Sunday morning, cashing in all three tournaments I played, including a pair of third places (in single draw and pot-limit badugi). My bankroll received a welcome $45 boost; it’s now $749. That evening I had a good chat with my brother and his wife. They’d been to London to celebrate my brother’s big four-oh; they visited Kew Gardens and ate at a pretty nice restaurant. They’d spent a few days in St Ives and managed to drop in on our aunt. He said I’d hardly recognise her now – she’s piled on weight and has let herself go. He said the front door had almost seized up from the length of time since it had last been opened. She’s used Covid as an excuse to make her world even smaller. My brother thought she might not be long for this world. Dad said he felt angry at how his sister, blessed with such natural talent and good looks, has been able to chuck it all away.

At the doctor’s surgery last night I met a British couple of my sort of age; they’d just arrived in Timișoara so that she could take a job here at a language school, following a one-year spell in Bucharest. Meeting anybody from the UK is such a rarity for me. We swapped numbers and I’m sure we’ll keep in touch.

Almost time for a lesson with Bianca.