About to push off

Tomorrow is my last day before I go away. It looks like being a complicated, tiring day. Six lessons, interspersed by stuff that I would like to have done on Friday or yesterday when the city simmered in 40-plus-degree heat. I’ve ordered some made-in-Romania baby shoes (gender-neutral-ish, I hope) as a present for my brother and sister-in-law who will pick me up from Stansted, but who knows if they’ll be delivered tomorrow and whether I’ll be home at the time they deliver them. If not, I’ll have to find some other present and save the shoes for when I go over again in October, assuming I can do that.

Yesterday I had a long Zoom chat with my cousin in Wellington. She paints a very different picture of New Zealand from the one I get from my parents. None of the anti-Maori diatribes. Her eldest son is now in his second year at Canterbury. Number two can’t be far behind.

Poker. After going 42 tournaments without a top-three finish, this weekend I got the whole set of medal positions in just five attempts, for a profit of $102. I had two long, absorbing heads-up sessions, both in no-limit single draw. My third-place finish was in five-card draw, which is just like single draw except you’re trying to make good hands instead of bad ones. At one point this morning I was playing four different tournaments, each of them with different rules and at very different stages, all at the same time.

I’ve also watched The Big Short this weekend. I saw Margin Call at the Penthouse in Wellington all those years ago, and it’s hard to say which I like more. The bailout, the “too big to fail” aspect (there’s a film with that title too), and the fact that hardly any of those bastards went to jail and basically nothing changed as a result of the Global Financial Crisis, was a great tragedy.

Time to pack now. I leave Timișoara on Tuesday lunchtime.

The records keep tumbling

First, my brother got Covid last week. When I spoke to him on Saturday he was still getting a faint second line on his test, and his wife – seven months pregnant – was giving him a wide berth. He’s since had the all clear.

So the records – which in the UK go back a really long time – tumbled yesterday. An infernal 40 degrees, with firefighters in London dealing with their busiest day since the word firefighter came into existence. I still use fireman with my students, because I’m not woke enough. (The real reason is that it’s easier for them.) Then today I heard one of the stallholders talk about our upcoming heatwave. “Forty-three on Saturday,” she kept repeating in disbelief, “and you can add two more on to that. Vai de capul nostru.” That last phrase is almost untranslatable: it means something like “have mercy on us”, or perhaps in this case “holy shit”. Presumably she’ll have to work in those temperatures, which presumably will be a new record. We already broke the June record last month. Obligatory Google screenshot:

New Zealand is currently facing one deluge of rain after another, as Australia did recently. This climate change lark is so much fun, isn’t it?

Last night I made my monthly trip to see the after-hours doctor. I mentioned my ongoing runny nose (left nostril only) and sinus pain, and he gave me a spray that will last a month. It should help (I’ve used it before), and when I get back from my trip I’ll look for a more permanent solution. The worst part of it all is fatigue; I’m always tired to some degree. He also told me that I need to wear a mask when I travel, so I’ve just ordered a set of proper FFP2 masks rather than those crappy cloth ones. Last night was a warm one, and at 10:45 there were still people milling around Piața Traian where the ramshackle non-stop shop was doing good business. When I got home I had a fly in my bedroom and the smell of fly spray reminded me happily of summer 2020 when my old place was host to flies and various other insects. I was more relaxed then, despite the more pressing threat of Covid and everything that might have meant.

Only six days till I go away. I’ve been organising my trip, trying to get all my ducks in a row. (Do people still say that?) A few years ago Mum gave me a blue folder full of plastic wallets, where I can put every piece of paper in the order that I’ll need them. It’s extremely handy. When I get to St Ives, I hope to see my friends who came to Romania in 2017. They’ve both been quite ill lately.

The Tories in the UK are about to get down to the final two. It has been a perversely fascinating contest. Much has been made of the diversity of candidates in terms of gender and race. The opposition should be glad that Kemi Badenoch has been eliminated. She clearly meant business, and unlike the three survivors in the race, would have been hard to attack. I dearly hope that whoever wins (maybe Rishi Sunak with his net worth of £750 million, but likely Liz Truss) gets booted out at the next election.

My new student is gradually improving. We’re currently having lessons every weekday. Recently he mentioned a possible reintroduction of Covid restrictions, using the word “mafia”. I nearly asked him which vaccine he got, but thought better of it. He then said that “nobody loves the current president”. That might not be far off the truth, and it’s no bad thing. When people love political leaders, that’s when things go horribly wrong.

Stay cool, everybody

When I had a short interview for my high school at age eleven, I was asked what I wanted to be when I grew up. A weatherman, I said. “You’re the first person to say that.” My grandmother worked in the Met Office for the RAF, and she told me about weather balloons and anemometers and such like. I always liked the weather maps and fronts and isobars that appeared on TV and in the newspapers. The BBC forecasts always highlighted freezing temperatures (zero or below) in blue, while 25 degrees or above was coloured orange. That was where hot started. Anything much above that – which was rare – and the whole country would descend into a collective madness of buckling train tracks and heatstroke. So here’s this week’s forecast for Cambridge, where I was born:

Cambridge actually holds the UK’s current record (39), set just three years ago.

Today and tomorrow, the southern part of the UK (i.e. where most of the people are) will get extreme, and in some cases lethal, temperatures. The UK is hopelessly unprepared for this. They’ve got politicians telling people to wear sun cream and enjoy the sunshine. Oh yes, what fun. Others are saying, “I survived 1976, so I’ll be fine.” Well, this will be a much sharper, more intense heat than the neverending summer of ’76 which my mother often talks about, and if you remember ’76 (as Damon Albarn does in this song), you’re no spring chicken. This hellish heat will become more and more commonplace in the UK. Of the five who remain in the race to be the next prime minister, only one of them gives half a shit about climate change and the environment, and he’ll probably be eliminated today.

I played tennis twice – singles with the older guy – at the weekend. Not so hot, in more ways than one. On Saturday I won the first set 6-2, but even at the end of that set I was starting to tire. I really had to dig deep to win the second 7-5. In the third I was 5-1 down, and struggling physically, when time ran out. A similar story last night when I won the opening set 6-3. Then Domnul Sfâra, aged 87, made a guest appearance. We hit with him for a while; I was mostly in awe of him being on the court at all. He shuffled off and left us to it. I won the second set 6-1, but then he attacked relentlessly in the third, which he won 6-3.

I’m trying to learn some Italian before I go away. I won’t have many opportunities to use it immediately, but I hope I can go back to Italy for a longer time next year.

Games, trip plans, and some pictures

I’m getting plenty of work in the run-up to my trip away. Six lessons yesterday, four today. I finished off the New York version of my skyscraper board game with both the teenage boys today. Both games finished with identical 21-15 scores (a loss and a win for me). They were both a bit more clear-cut than the time we played the Chicago version. The different buildings – some bigger and harder to build than others – appear in a random order in the game, and in both these latest games the big guns like the One World Trade Center and Central Park Tower came out towards the end, when it would have more fun if they’d come out at the start when you have more time to complete them.

Not long now until my holiday, which could still be marred by the latest Covid wave, a record heat wave, and a veritable tsunami of flight delays and cancellations. My brother and sister-in-law said they’d be happy to meet me off the plane at Stansted on Thursday the 28th, then they’ll take me down to their newish place in Poole. I expect I’ll spend the weekend with them. After that I’d like to see my friend in Birmingham where the Commonwealth Games will be in full swing – since I was in New Zealand for the successful Auckland games of 1990, this event has become a bit of an anachronism, but it’s probably the only chance I’ll get to see (for instance) live weightlifting. Or we might end up meeting in London instead if getting to Birmingham from my brother’s place all gets too hard or too expensive or both. Then I plan to spend the rest of my British break at my parents’ flat in St Ives. I’m pretty excited about the Italy bit before and after my stay in the UK.

A maddeningly common sight, near where I get my water. I still have my old mattress.
The roof of umbrellas on Strada Alba Iulia today. And as if by magic, the US dollar and euro exchange rates have essentially converged.
The Chicago edition of my board game…
… and here’s the New York edition.

He must be on the spectrum!

I saw yesterday’s Wimbledon final. Or rather I saw about 85% of it, because I watched it on Eurosport which has ads during changeovers, and a lot happens in the changeovers when Nick Kyrgios is playing. He played very well and in entertaining fashion as always, but Djokovic started to zone in on the return of serve, made Kyrgios move, and wore him down in the end. There wasn’t much in it though. I find it interesting that some people say Kyrgios is on the autistic spectrum. I see no sign of that – it’s become fashionable of late to say that anyone who behaves unusually is on the spectrum. He certainly does have demons that are not entirely within his control, not least an ego as big as his serve. He hasn’t matured enough to accept genuine defeat. He always has to fall back on the support crew or the umpires or the line judges or a drunk woman in the crowd or his opponent taking too long, so he doesn’t have to suffer the pain of really losing. It’s hard to say if Kyrgios will kick on from this success (reaching the final of Wimbledon and losing a close match to maybe the greatest of all time absolutely is a success) because he’s so inconsistent. Even in this tournament he almost lost to an unknown Brit in the first round. (Paul Jubb nearly jubbed him, going down 7-5 in the fifth set.) As for Djokovic, he’s now won four Wimbledons in a row and seven overall, tying Sampras who was the undisputed master of grass in the nineties.

During the third set of yesterday’s final, my tennis partner called me to say that it was raining at his place, 3 km from me, so we’d have to cancel. There wasn’t the merest dribble of rain here. Yeah, you just want to watch the end of the match, don’t you? This morning I went down to the courts and hit against the wall for an hour. A few years ago my father got somebody in Timaru to copy the family cine film that my grandfather took between 1963 and 1983 onto CDs. It starts in Italy when my grandfather was stationed there, but most of the footage is from the UK; my brother and I make cameo appearances right at the end. After my wall session I took my copy of the CD, which I can’t play, to a copy shop and the man put it on a flash drive for me. It’s great to have it, even if the film quality isn’t the same as the original cine film. My only complaint is the music which is a total mismatch with the film; I have to turn it off.

Going back to autism, my UK-based student said that one of his colleagues is almost certainly on the autistic spectrum. His home is apparently a menagerie of birds, bats and squirrels, and he has a habit of saying the first thing that comes into his head, offending people in the process, to the point where he’s been moved to an individual office. Now that sounds like somebody on the spectrum.

Boris Johnson. Is he on the spectrum? I doubt it. He is – was – just desperate to hang on to the job that has been his divine right since he was about eight years old. He has dealt well with the war in Ukraine, but everything else has been a mess. His resignation speech showed no contrition whatsoever. Good riddance. But who’s to say his replacement won’t be as bad? We might soon have a new name to learn to pronounce. I’m guessing Tom Tugendhat’s last name, which looks German, isn’t pronounced “tug end hat”. Penny Mordaunt’s surname is intriguing; it surely means “biter” and has kept an old spelling. Does the pronunciation of the final syllable follow the pattern of “daunt”? Or is it like “aunt”? It’s neither; apparently it’s just a schwa, so Mordaunt rhymes with “concordant” or “discordant”, whichever might be more appropriate.

I thought Japan was almost gun-free, but no, Shinzo Abe was assassinated last Friday with a homemade gun. He was a great leader, whatever you thought of him, and he was about the only leader who could make some sense of Donald Trump.

Shame one of them has to win

It’s about time I wrote again, but what’s actually happened? I’ve booked some accommodation in Bergamo, so that’s something to look forward to. Vespas and Bambinas, or should I say Vespe e Bambine. I need to brush up my Italian. I still haven’t planned my stay in the UK. Where and when will I see my brother? And what about my friend in Birmingham?

I’ve got two new students. One of them is at a low level – not a problem, but as far as I can tell, he’s never learned how to learn. He reminds me of the Burmese refugee I taught in Wellington before coming over here. That guy left school at twelve to work on fishing boats; my current student probably stayed in the education system a bit longer, but he doesn’t have a handle on what to learn in what order. Sometimes he comes out with stuff like “Him tomorrow say me,” and he’ll keep repeating the same garbled phrase over and over, seemingly thinking that if he says it enough times it’ll magically become correct. Then he’ll ask me how to say something complex that requires a range of tenses. He’s a roofer and wants to work in Scandinavia. I’m pleased that he has the motivation and enthusiasm to have lessons with me, and I hope I can get him to learn more systematically. The other new student is a very pleasant woman in her mid-thirties who lives in Bucharest. She’s about to start a new job which requires a lot more English.

There’s a lot of talk and WhatsApping in this apartment block about gas installation and central heating. We should soon get a gas pipe fitted that will heat the whole block from top to bottom, like I had in the other place. I rarely needed central heating there. Somebody from the gas company came in and took some measurements, and he’s come back with a quote for NZ$5000 (£2500) to put gas central heating in my flat. My worry is that when we get to winter, the price of gas will be so high that I won’t dare use it.

When I moved in, I only got one set of keys. At least one more set is out there, somewhere, but I’ve never seen them. (The vendor has been massively unhelpful here.) On Friday, the old lady who lives on the first floor took me to the key shop on Piața Traian, a very Romanian outfit which you got to via a courtyard. The key lady had two dogs, including a female Rottweiler – I think – who was happily sleeping on the floor. She cut both my front door keys and made a replacement intercom swipe thingy, but when I got home one of the front door keys didn’t fit and the swipe thing didn’t work either. Two trips later and I got the other front door key to fit but still no luck with the intercom doohickey, so next week I’ll go somewhere else and see if I can get that sorted.

The men’s final at Wimbledon is almost upon us. I’m playing singles tennis later, so if the match goes beyond three sets I won’t see the end of it. What a line-up. An anti-vax super-spreader against an egomaniac. A bully. There were kids like Kyrgios when I was at school. Both finalists are extraordinary talents, however, and you can’t take your eyes off Kyrgios when he plays. You never know what’s coming next. Djokovic is the clear favourite, but it wouldn’t be massive shock if Kyrgios was to win. He’ll be insufferable if he does. There was quite a turnaround in yesterday’s women’s final where Rybakina grabbed the match by the scruff of the neck in set two; her hold from 0-40 in 3-2 in the third was the key to her victory over Ons Jabeur, who I hoped would win. Yesterday’s men’s doubles final was a belter of a match. A slow burner you might say, not because of the tennis but because the players were largely unknown and the crowd didn’t fully get into it until the later stages. I was hoping the super tie-break could be avoided, but no such luck. The Australian pairing, who had saved five match points in their semi-final, won the shoot-out 10-2 – a procession in the end, after an encounter that had been on a knife-edge throughout.

Poker. I haven’t mentioned that for ages because it’s way down my priority list. I had one win at the end of May, and since then I’ve had a torrid time, playing 35 tournaments without making the top three once. It should be easier to snag a podium position now that the fields are smaller because the Russians are gone – they were rightly kicked out shortly after the war started – but things just haven’t happened for me. I just need to be patient.

The temperature has dropped from the high 30s to something bearable. I might write again tomorrow and talk about the crazy business with Boris.